mexican greasy spoon 

A Mexican greasy spoon is when two fat Hispanic gay men spoon in in bed after an afternoon jog

Hey hombre! That was a nice Mexican greasy spoon last night...

mexican greasy spoon by Big Daddy Coppertop September 1, 2017

mustard spoon 

A spoon used for eating out an ass. Smaller than a tablespoon but larger than a teaspoon. Normally used by drunk Irish people at bars.

"Do you want to eat my ass out with a mustard spoon?"

mustard spoon by Australia Barcelona March 21, 2009

Golden Spoon 

The middle cuddler of a group of three.

The middle spoon is the golden spoon

Golden Spoon by beach-weekender July 23, 2011

do you need a spoon? 

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.

EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit

do you need a spoon? by B*RAD May 23, 2014

Cat Spoon 

A cat spoon is a spoon which is used only for preparing a cats meal.

Johnny: Mmmmm this ice cream is delicious

Jack: Haha Johnny, you're eating your ice cream with the cat spoon!

Cat Spoon by laxout March 23, 2009

fork & spoon operator 

A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her

'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'

fork & spoon operator by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

fucking spoon 

An extremely fucktarded person, far worse than a munter or minger

"I went poopy in my pants"
"Your a fucking spoon!"

fucking spoon by mingmingming May 10, 2006