Second Hand Orgasm

When one partner does not orgasm, but instead draws enough happiness from the pleasure of their lover to make the sex worthwhile for them.

Often but not necessarily accompanied by fake orgasm.

Experinced by women far faaaar more often than men.

Could you at least you know, be appreciative so I can have a second hand orgasm when I go down on you?

by Galen Weston May 22, 2012

Hot Sconnie

An act of coitus in which one places melted cheese curds, or other cheese substitutes, on the nether regions of their partner, and then removes and eats it with the use of a Johnsonville brat.

Yo, that nasty bitch was so horny, I just had to give her a Hot Sconnie.

by Sucky Badger May 13, 2005

1 second

It really means 1 eternity

"Please hold 1 second please"-Person 1
---1 eternity later---
"Sorry ma'am please keep waiting"

by unicornzrreal March 23, 2017

Secondhand Drinker

One who will not get drunk themselves, yet engage in all the drunken games and/or will be clumsy as though they are highly intoxicated.

"How did your pants catch on fire? I thought you we're the designated driver"

"I was a Secondhand drinker. Candles are not safe at 2 in the morning"

by TheSuedenator January 16, 2009

scooner

A 24oz drink. Normally draft beer but every once in a while you'll find a place that will make them with your favorate highball (4oz or hard)

After my 8th scooner at Boston Pizza, I gave half of them back to Ralph.

by Klautt August 8, 2005

Second Person

The part of speech that is used when speaking directly to another person. The second person utilizes the word 'you' (and, below the Mason-Dixon line, 'y'all').

I tried referring to myself in the second person when bragging about all of my outstanding test scores, but my friend thought that I was complimenting him.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

12 second car

a car that can run a 12 second 1/4 mile

once this turbo's in, we'll be runnin low 12s

by Bill February 9, 2003