Side Typing

A form of typing in which the person types the letter to the right or left of the actual letter they want. For example 'I' becomes 'O', and 'G' becomes 'H'.

Try to figure out what im side typing.

jr;;p ,u ms,r od kpm.

Translates to:
(Hello my name is jon)

by Jonsooo August 13, 2008

Side step

When you and your friends play rugby and while you run after the person with the ball the mother fucking bitch suddenly makes a show-of move and suddenly disappears

You: (runs after person with the ball) Got ya
Person with the ball: That's what you think (side step)
You: ??? (Jumps to tackle the air) urgh stupid mother fucking show-of

by Nightmare11 October 25, 2019

Side swiped

When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

by dalycitybadgirl June 13, 2019

Side twacked

When you get distracted by a million different things & forget 100% about what you were going to do in the first place.

Sorry bud, I got side twacked & took forever!

by [e-mail] November 20, 2019

Switchback Side

The act of master bating backward on a toilet.

During 4H Exploration Days we caught Luke preforming a switchback side in the dorms. What a sight!

by Patt7298 April 15, 2020

Side burner

A side project which is worked on out of hours and not a top priority (i.e. on the back burner)

Don't worry boss, it's a side burner, I'm working on it in my spare time

by Mr Gibb June 24, 2015

Side of beef

Informal name of the presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. She earned this name after she collapsed at 9/11 memorial due to overheating or pneumonia and a member of her staff said she vas put into a minivan like a side of beef.

Hey dude, have you seen Hillary getting chucked into a van like a side of beef?

by HillaryForPresident February 26, 2017