Semishly

exactly like "kind of" but super better
pronounced sem-ish-ly

Person one: you like this one?
Person two: ...mmmmm semishly

by bestos April 7, 2009

Semispam

Semispam is a name for the tons of email messages that fill your inbox, but you never read.

They're not Spam -- Instead, these are messages such as bill notificatiions, confirmations, weekly blogs that you mean to read but never do.

Dude, why didn't you reply to my email?

"Oh, I'm sorry, it must have gotten mixed up with all the semispam in my inbox."

by Dooley Noted April 25, 2010

sementhropist

One who donates their semen/sperm for the good of others.

Jim: Hey man, it sucks that you're sterile and shit.
Kenneth: Yo dawg, is aight, we's gonna find us a sementhropist!

by elSementhropist January 26, 2011

Semi fail push up

to go into a push up strong, lose willpower, then cheek plant the floor.

Ana: How's the diet going?

Hazel: Well, it's great, I lost a few pounds... but I decided to add some exercise and ended up doing a semi fail push up.

ALSO PLURAL:

Star: I went to the gym today, and started to do push ups.. it didn't really work out.

Hazel: I call those Semi fail push ups.

by FacePlant123 July 23, 2012

Semer

Its a very sexy gamer With a big penis.he is Also very good looking..

Gamer girl 1: oh look at him, he is Playing Cs Go. He is so hot.

Gamer girl 2: Yeah he must be a semer

by BackedFern0312 December 13, 2016

semen brick

It's when you find these 2 girls and you want to cum on there faces so bad, that you freeze your own semen over the course of a week until you have enough to make ice cubes of semen then shove them down their faces while hitting them with a brick.
(For more like this see definition: Donkey Punch)

It's when you have these two girls and you just want to cum all over there faces, but you wanna smash for real.
Like literally with a brick to their fucking teeth.
So you ask them hey, you want this semen brick?

by DickAnderson October 23, 2017

Sement

Semen that has dried and become hardened.

I forgot to clean up after ejaculating, and I found sement on my blanket 3 hours later.

by Holy Dinosaur Pussy Eater June 28, 2019