When you’re driving during a winter storm and hit an icy patch causing the car to slide around. If you control it, it will dance around.
The roads were bad when I was driving back last night. The car and I were performing the Scandinavian Tango
by Car crash survivor 69 January 25, 2026
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Yo that fucker just gave me a Scandinavian squeeze while I was fuckin high as fuck goddamn fuckin damn
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When you take a towel or washing cloth and hang it from your erect penis in an attempt to test the strength
Last week I got out the shower and I tried the Scandinavian Bench-press. Its when you hang a towel from your penis to test its strength
by Chris100000000000000 March 1, 2026
Get the Scandinavian Bench-press mug.is the process or action of 3 or more men standing in close proximity of each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on another man's right elbow completing a continuous loop/chain, then they simultaneously move the other man's right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the other man to masturbate.
It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation
It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching another man's elbow, but may be the most righteous act among 3 or more men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation
Last night's Double Dutch rudder turned in to a Scandinavian shipyard fast when those other two guys lent a helping hand.
by Truck you 59 December 7, 2024
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Yo! Did you see Brooks try and do Scandinavian Butt Sex?! Must have some crazy core strength to achieve that
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