plank doctor

A plank doctor is a professional in the art of plank study. Plank doctors are recruited by organisations to seek out 'planks' in their workplaces. Planks being socially inept, smelly bastards. Plank doctors attempt to cleanse and heal these people, if a solution is not found the plank is usually fobbed off into a ditch.

Do you hear about Jimmy - a plank doctor came and took him away

Jim : Look at that ditch full of those dead planker bastards
Bob: Yeah those bloody plank doctors are mental

by Charlie Cranmer April 3, 2008

plinko

n.
1. CommonA pricing game featured on the game show The Price Is Right

2. Right Cold Hard Cash, often acquired in an unsavory manner.

v.
1. To hustle, to slink

I sell my body for plinko.

I slinked some straight plinko at the pool hall.

I plinkoed at the pool hall.

by TRON McKNIGHT December 2, 2007

Plunky

Little insignificant little things or
jobs a person might do. Kind of piddling around doing little things.

I'll do whatever I can to help with whatever little plunky little things I might be able to do but my budget is limited right now.

by Dave Greer January 13, 2009

phunkagroovalicious

Exceedingly groovalicious

WHOA MAN, that is totally phunkagroovalicious! I can't believe you pulled that trick!

by shiritai August 21, 2003

pluck

The state of mind, one refers to when on drugs.

"John got so pissed and started screaming at the barman, his on a different pluck".

"When I smoke a J, I am on a unpleasant pluck"

by Douwe de Jong June 10, 2008

Skank-Plank

A Skateboard/Long board that has been used for, or on during sexual activity's.

Dude I don't want to ride that skunts skank-plank.

They did it hella on his skank-plank, got everywhere; now his barings wont ride fer shit.

by Em0Tim0 October 22, 2008

Roller Planking

When a person lays flat, or planks, on a skateboard and pushes off.

Naw, lets get our skateboards and go roller planking.

by SparklyCupCakeBear July 31, 2011