Pizza Hut

The most abhorrent pizza ever conceived by genetically modifying wheat and other highly processed crops as well as dairy. Multigrain or thin crust? Light cheese or light sauce? Hell no this stuff will make your stomach turn no matter what you think you’re saving in “calories”. Not to mention they’re so cheap, they squeeze every dollar out of you then they cut corners EVERYWHERE. Management is even to enforce this practice of ripping everyone off. Not happy with your pizza? No problem call us back and well make you a new special one for you ;) as long as you don’t threaten to email head office to report us.

Dude you want some pizza hut? Umm no I don’t want to die from cardiac arrest, thanks asshole.

by LCaesarB-otch October 27, 2011

brock pizza

one who collets scrotum sacks and hangs them in a decorative manor

i joined the bock pizza club

by Anonymous November 4, 2003

California Pizza Kush

Created In Sunland-Tujunga by J-Obar in 2006 for the meaning of dank soo good it hits you harder than you're favorite deep dish from California Pizza Kitchen.

person 1:"Upson?"
person 2: "what the fuck is Upson?"
person 1: "Chillin dude, about to smoke some of that California Pizza Kush."

by Jeffreo Bar May 1, 2008

Goggles Pizzano

When you squat over a womans face and place a testicle in each eye socket, she licks your ass while you "shift gears" with your hot rod. Can also be know as "face racing".
See Russian Goggles

My wife gave me a Goggles Pizzano last night and when I shifted into high gear, I blew a nut and gave her face a high octane load of man sauce!

by Myles Longstein June 25, 2004

pizza-driver

a person who drives erratically, speeding, not indicating, ducking and weaving in and out out of traffic, and only just following applicable road laws.

Observe the on-road behaviour of a pizza delivery driver for visual examples.

"I am not getting in the car with Brad, he's a total pizza-driver"

"Catherine, slow down! You're pizza-driving."

by AGirlCalledKill February 27, 2008

Pizza Box Burn

That burn you get as the hot pizza box sits in your lap during the car ride home. This usually results in your legs being red from where the box was, as well as a temporary burning pain.

Person 1: Oh my god! What happened to your legs?

Person 2: Pizza Box Burn -.-

by A Random Name I needed to Post September 11, 2011

Pizza

A vegetable in American public schools

Monday: carrots
Tuesday: cabbage
Wednesday: pizza
Thursday: broccoli
Friday: corn

by Cherry DickInSin April 3, 2012