Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.

Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

cabin pinky promise

A most serious vow. Much like a pinky promise, if broken, one must face serious consequences. In this case, someone is offering to give up visiting their own cabin, if the promise is broken.

She broke her cabin pinky promise, and now never gets to go to the cabin on weekends anymore.

by Sunny One October 15, 2019

Primark Pincher

Primark pinchers are preferably chavs who steal from places such as poundland and Primark. Quite often they do have the money to pay for their pair of gorgeous quality primark nails. but they choose not to spend that money. You may see these little rats running around primark in their north face leggings and nike 97’s. Be Warned

Karen: Last week i went to primark and you’ll never guess who i saw.

Debbie: who??
karen: A load of primark pinchers. They all ran in and shoved as many nails as they could in their man bags and made a run for it. I was terrified.

by daddy daisy January 1, 2020

Shift Pinky

Shift-Pinky, a condition mostly prominent within PC gamers, is a condition that occurs when one holds down the shift key(often used for sprinting or other maneuvers in PC-games) for prolonged periods of time. Symptoms include soreness, bone aches, and sometimes bruising.

(Gamer 1)Man, I played Red Dead II all night and now my pinky hurts.

(Gamer 2)Dude, you got shift-pinky
(Gamer 1)Tf is Shift Pinky?
(Gamer 2) Exactly what you just said
(Gamer 1) Aw shit...

by Burnin8r55 April 21, 2020

rim pincher

Some intentionally annoying asshole; troll.

One that takes pride in seeing others irritated.

This prick is such a rim pincher, he lives to annoy everyone.

Man, this bitch is really pinching my rim.

by greazymcgeezy February 2, 2021

premature pinchage

When you're pooping, your butthole muscles contract too early causing your poop log to be sundered in the middle before being completely expelled from your rectum. Causes of this typically range anywhere from coughs/sneezes to being suddenly startled.

"Let's scare the shit out of Tom while he's taking a dump. Give him some good ole premature pinchage."

by Dysentery March 8, 2021

Lucas Pinches

Who?

-My nan died that’s why I wasn’t online

-Lucas Pinches “..Who?”

by ohyhyh August 20, 2021