fist pump

A action of pumping with your fist if something good happens.Or if you just want to pump.

Tiger woods has the best fist pump in all of sports.

or

Billy idol is the king of the fist pump

by joe November 2, 2003

johnny pump

Johnny pump is used throughout New York City's five boroughs as a nickname for a fire hydrant in the traditional style. Siamese and more modern pipe-style hydrants are not Johnny pumps.
This term was used commonly in The Bronx and Manhattan during the 1976 Bicentennial when they were painted red, white and blue - with stars and stripes.

Children and inner-city residents use this term more than adults or Manhattan residents not originally from the inner city.

Hey, Mikey, open up the Johnny pump so we can cool off! Your father got the crow bar?
Yo, VIto, who painted this Johnny pump with the freakin' homo flag on it? You?

by shrimpheads July 1, 2016

Cunt Pump

The most offensive cocktail in the world. It consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some French mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a cocktail umbrella, a tampon.

Shayla slapped Kandron when he asked for a Cunt Pump, not realising that he had given up absinthe.

by KHD August 29, 2004

penis pump

An insult towards a person.

Last one there is a penis pump.

by Juan Carlos Fernandez November 7, 2004

one pump

when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one's penis firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.

part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find,

not to be confused with no pump or two pump

Guy 1 - 'daaayumm! check that babe out! hands down, she's a one pump'
Guy 2 - 'truuuu! she's dimee'

Guy 1 - yooo, check her outt
Guy 2 - she's defs a one pump..
Guy 1 - get on that, bro
Guy 2 - chea right, it's hard enough for me to get with a two pump !

by millarke March 15, 2011

New Jersey Soap Pump

The act of one man ejaculating onto the palm of another man, who then uses the seamen to lube his penis during masturbation. This is commonly used in saunas for when gay men arn't ready to get it on.

After dozens of New Jersey Soap Pumps, everyones prostate was aflame, but the night had only begun.

by Hummus43 August 30, 2011

bike pump

When two guys called Dave tape their cock ends together, lubricate, and take turns stroking the afformentioned double lengthed penises until each ejaculate in each others japs eyes.

"Hey Dave, fancy a bike pump?"

by I am Dave too January 6, 2012