needlehead

Person engaged in the act of needling someone (ref. needle) on a regular basis.

"That clown was giving me crap all night, what a needlehead"

by Woo Ha March 3, 2005

Business Needs

Company speak used by slop-badgering managers to mean "We're going to shaft you up the arse because we can!". Normally used to justify business decisions that have no justification, or rhtyme or reason for that matter.

We are going to half your wages and double your hours due to business needs.

by Eric Wood May 5, 2005

needle game

An IWBTG fame in which it is nothing but spikes.

Paragusrants when playing a needle game: MOTHERFUCKER

by Sheogorz September 27, 2013

Needle Noodle

Male genitalia that is flaccid and skinny resembling a needle as well as floppy like overcooked pasta.

Ben:"Wow did you guys see Chalsens Needle Noodle with the condom still on in Seaside?"
Shea:"Yeah, it looked like a tapeworm"

by KamaCoskey January 3, 2009

needville

a place where drama is started and people are rude.
many self centered folk.
secrets aren't kept here.

joe: heyy-- let's go to needville.
tom: uh, i think i'll pass.

by 101131booyahh August 4, 2008

Bury the needle

Driving an automobile, motorcycle or any other vehicle equipped with a speedometer, and driving at a rate of speed faster than the top speed that the vehicle's speedometer can read. The pointer or "needle" will either dissapear below the gauge or rest on the pin just below the highest increment on the speedometer.

Last week I tried to bury the needle on my Corvette and I succeeded. It has a 160 MPH speedometer, so I know I was going 161 Plus.

by CJames2K September 3, 2011

Needlepoint

Cleanest, high purity, and most sought after crystal of LSD... Thought to only exist in history books these days... But it's still there and the keepers of the light choose wisely who gets to take the journey and who does not... Though few and far between the light still shines brightly and will never we allowed to fully go out by these special protectors(God bless um)

Needlepoint is nothing something you find but more something that finds the right people...

by The Show Fairy November 18, 2015