Windows Live Messenger

When you have nothing else to do, and suicide is not an option, you can use it to talk to people that you would otherwise ignore. A useful tool for internet perverts and loners.

Dave: I go on Windows Live Messenger every night.

Everyone else: Dave is such a loser!

by harv1989 October 28, 2006

messay

term used to describe a cross between a message and an essay, on the popular myspace website or similar. usually overly long and elaborate, with minimal point.

Dr A: did you get my messay?
Ms B: yeah, but i couldn't be bothered to read it or reply to it yet.

by DrJonas March 18, 2007

meisya

Asian, prolly 5'1 feet, eats salmon mentai ALOT, she think she looks like lisa blackpink but bitch got a short fatty legs, loves pink and purple, lowkey wish they have a boyfriend who skates and is femboy.

"we need more meisya in this world but she prolly say 'im not like the other girls' so nvm"

by Xybca555 June 26, 2020

Leo Messi

A protected species in world football by the media

If he doesn’t say what Barcelona want to say you won’t be leo messied.

by Honest messi fan July 26, 2022

crossdress brown mess

When a man wearing a dress shits on a girl.

Yo dude did you hear that soupcan likes to do the crossdress brown mess?

by Da longest bone February 28, 2013

Lionel Messi

The king and the goat of
He's Argentinian and his current club is FC Barcelona
He likes to win Ballon d'Or's but he doesn't win World cups.
Overall he's a great player.

Fan 1: I really like Lionel Messi.
Fan 2: Yeah he's a goat and a king.

by fuckajsdsiadasdjsnadnasdsadasd January 26, 2019

hot mess

An attractive person, generally female, that repeatedly engages in situations which could negatively impact his or her social, mental, societal, and legal reputation. Examples include, repeated and excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption, a habit of being ejected from drinking establishments, a general disregard for the law concerning public safety, petty theft from convenience stores/supermarkets, and a voice that is about 3 decibels louder than everyone else.

Friend: Wanna hang out with **** tonight?
You: You know, I love her to death but she's such a hot mess when she drinks

Friend: I just can't get that chick out of my head. I mean, I know she's a total hot mess, but I dig it.
You: Beware

by Gullek October 7, 2010