melon felon

a melon felon is a black person often a slave who ate melons and fried chicken therefore melon felon.

haha what a stupid melon felon eating that melon.

by melon felonater. September 7, 2025

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a melon baller to remove ones eye before skull fucking them.

Went Melon Balling last night on my neighbors mom. After I popped that eye out she never saw me cumming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 22, 2025

Melon Balling

Melon Balling is the act of using a Melon Baller to remove an eyeball when preparing to Skull Fuck someone's orbital socket.

I was Melon Balling some whiny bitch but she never saw me coming.

by Mike OxMaul 187 September 27, 2025

melon

A slang term for buttocks, just like Roti'O Lempuyangan

When she walked by, I couldn't help but notice her curves—definitely rocking that melon look!

by Emotional Cruiser November 21, 2025

cock melon

A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.

Kim forced her cock melon into Alex's mouth, until he had eaten every bite.

by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009

Dusty Melons

Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years

Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention

My god if you dont get some action soon you will end up like dusty melons next door

by crispy minge August 29, 2010

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012