Lump

To fail to have sex with a partner due to an inability to gain an erection

"Yo Joe, did you hook up with Martine last night?"
"Yeah, but I lumped her, so she was pretty upset"

by phut31 June 26, 2016

Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

lump of goodness

A mans junk.

My boyfriend has a nice lump of goodness.

by Marciereimer February 18, 2017

Lumpfish

A fish with a lumps

Hey, you are such a lumpfish

by BLAQJAQ February 20, 2017

lumpi

Lumpi is the sweetest cat in the whole universe. He is a very handsome red cat.

Lumpi is marie's cat

by Bade.lwanne January 3, 2017

Lumpkin

The act of fellatio on a male while the female is on the toilet urinating

Yo bro that chick blew me while she was pissing then i had to shit so she gave me a blumpkin

by Facefukerson August 24, 2017

Lumpatious

When someone is being stupid and annoying for no reason

Nii : her Erin do u want to smell my stinkaaaay sock
Erin : eww no
Nii: ( shoves sock in Erin's face )

Erin : stop being so LUNPATIOUS

My friend nii is lumpatious

by Niiii124 September 13, 2017