Josh

This can be used as a noun or an adjective. Used to describe someone who is obsessive and a stalker. They are really apologetic, but we all know that if 'it' happends once, the chances of 'it' happening are are doubled. So watch out for the signs. A Josh will find a way to get to you, so be careful!

Girl "That guy will NOT stop callling me, I don't know what to do about it. I'm thinking about a restraining order, should I?"
Girl 2 " Hun, he is being such a JOSH, its definitally time for a restraining order!"

Dude " I love this girl so much, if I can't have her... no one can. Do you have her new number? She changed it again!"
Dude 2 "You need to relax, what did you change your name to Josh or something because you are oficially a Josh."

by Windex.Original. January 28, 2011

Josheee

He is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He loves comedy and can make anyone laugh. He is a social butterfly but will definitely not take you crap, be rude and he will be rude back. He will never turn his back on you and he cares for the little things in life. He loves to love and to be loved. May seem imtimidating, but when you get to know him, you will discover he is the most sweetest thing to ever walk the planet. He also smells really good. (Axe is the Best).

That kid is such a Josheee :) Rawr...

by Auna Jar Kinz January 28, 2011

Dirty josh

The literal dirt beneath my feet. Disgusting I hate you josh you stupid little boy. I ate skittles now I’m sick and I’ve been posted on your story and I look like shit

Fuck you josh

Can’t believe you’ve done this

You’re a dirty josh whore

by Georgie Porgie June 20, 2020

joshatang

A strange creature from the island of Blackan that lives off of mold-covered rocks. These creatures are by far the most unintelligent in the animal kingdom. They can eat through walls and crack stones on their heads. Friendly yes, but can convulse and attack without mercy. They are very poisonous especially in the Summmer.

I just ran over another joshatang; it's yellow eyes were gleaming like fireflies--I got scared.

by Mondo August 15, 2003

Josh

A fuckboi who thinks that can get all the girls but looks like a mole rat. He has the most disgusting ass looking hair ever. He dates a girl but still likes another girl. Wow what a fuckboi

Josh:Hey bitch.
Jessica:Eww get ur mole lookin ass out of here.
Josh: hahah I just want to go out with u even tho u rejected me like 3 times hahaha.
Jessica:Eww go away from me fuckboi

by c_iiqnx May 11, 2018

Josh Mallinson

A man of giant stature and intellect.

Wow! Did you see that josh mallinson over there? He rocks!

by Malljos February 21, 2009

Josh Blankenship

The most, amazing handsome guy in existence. He's also very charming. Women want him and men want to be him.

That dude is awesome, he must be Josh Blankenship.

by Biscuits999 December 4, 2011