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Jarad Carr

hey look Jarad Carr. Ask him for a ride!

Spider me bro !
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iLL JAEDEN

omg is that iLL JAEDEN?! his music is amazing
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jaded

1. the state of being emotionally bankrupt
2. having no illusions
3. unfeeling, uncaring, emotionally numb or empty
A person who has expended more emotions than he/she is allotted is left feeling empty, disillusioned, jaded.
by Daisy Fitzgerald Bronte January 14, 2011
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No Jareds

Below you will find when to say "No Jareds" and what it means when you use them.

1. When someone says "no johns", or no excuses, to something where you have a very legitimate excuse. Using "No Jareds" as a retort means the person saying "no johns" has no basis to say "no johns" and are thereby wrong.

2. When you are correct but the other person refuses to acknowledge or accept that you are indeed right. "No Jareds" in this case means you are in fact correct but the other person is just too stupid, ignorant, and proud to accept it. No matter what, they won't admit they are wrong and you are right.

3. When someone is joking about something and then someone else (the person to whom we'll call Jared) calls you out on that and tries to use it against you.

4. When you blatantly lie about someone in desperate hopes to make others laugh. This also includes taking your own faults and declaring the other person guilty, thus being a hypocrite. Also, see the more general term, no jareds.
Definition #1:
Guy 1: So why didn't you go to the dance?
Guy 2: I was sick... (legitimately sick)
Guy 1: No johns!
Guy 2: No jareds!

Definition #2:
Guy 1: So, how much protein do you think is in a cup of grapes?
Guy 2: Hm, I'd say about one gram.
Guy 1: HAHA YOU IDIOT, MY MOTHER WHO IS A PATHOLOGIST SAYS THERE ISN'T ANY PROTEIN IN GRAPES!
Guy 2: Really..because nutritiondata.com states otherwise.
Guy 1: What..I-- No, that is just an unreliable ".com" blogging site, I choose to believe my mother; you are wrong and I am right.
Guy 2: No jareds...

Definition #3:

Guy 1: Christmas is on December 25.
Guy 2: No it's not! (joking, using a silly voice)
Guy 1: Yes it is, it always has been and always will be.
Guy 2: I was kidding, learn to take a joke. No jareds!

Definition #4:

Guy 1: Wow you immature nub, stop abusing your admin powers!
Guy 2: ..You barely have any powers and still abuse everything you can in the game. You think I would give you more to mess with? NO JAREDS
by Complete Truth December 2, 2009
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Jaeden

Beautiful, Gorgeous, Very smart, gets what she wants! rich, hot!!! humerous not always popular but has great friends
Jaeden is a pretty intelligent chick!
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Janedodo

A Janedodo is a female that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.
Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.
by Leona Orange September 25, 2011
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jaedan

Hot, sexy and amazing girl to be around. Has a beautiful voice but doesn't think she does. And a great and awesome friend to have.
Jaedan is AMAZING!!!!
by Awesome person here August 19, 2014
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