If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!
by the master jammer November 17, 2006
Get the gerbil jammingmug. by Jiggins April 14, 2005
Get the Jam on toastmug. When 3 or more people are in a meeting, not talking to each other, but are all checking, emailing or talking on their blackberries.
We had a few topics we needed to discuss in the departmental meeting, however it turned into a Blackberry Jam
by Tommireed February 19, 2009
Get the Blackberry Jam mug. Continuing dispute between the West Cumbrian towns of Whitehaven and Workinton inhabitants. The northern-most town calls the other this because the miners used to eat it in the pits or something.
The real reason is that at one time the town of Workington was richer than Whitehaven and they used to be able to afford the luzury of Jam. Hence the phrase was coined in Whitehaven who were jealous of their Workington pals.
The real reason is that at one time the town of Workington was richer than Whitehaven and they used to be able to afford the luzury of Jam. Hence the phrase was coined in Whitehaven who were jealous of their Workington pals.
by Dave Wilson December 13, 2008
Get the jam eatermug. Large group/party consisting primarily of vagina. I.e., equivalent to the male version "sausage fest".
by Booka88 June 22, 2010
Get the Clam Jammug. by Perplex January 22, 2003
Get the Pole Jammug. by Acedigital July 23, 2012
Get the Pearl Jammedmug.