car jacked

To get a blowjob or handjob in a vehicle.

I am so horney right now i would not object to being car jacked.

by chaz alano September 30, 2008

jacked

1) to steal
2) to be exited
3) to have pumped muscles
4) past tense of jack off

1) yo, dude some fker jacked my car last nite and now i dont hav a ride
2) i'm so jacked for to drive frank's new ford gt
3) look at that guy, his muscles are totally jacked
4) i jacked off last nite watchin porn on the internet

by El padrino arriba November 5, 2009

jacked up

(Adjective )informally used to describe something that is not quite right.

Her shirt is jacked-up.
That's jacked-up, why did you do that?
This definition is jacked-up.

by Hailey Cooley August 22, 2003

Jacktard

a portmanteau of jackass and retard that is also used to insult people
hilarity often insues

that jacktard sold his car for the gas money

by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006

Jizz Jacketed

When somebody ejaculates into a jacket then throws it at you as a prank

Ewww dude thats fucking nasty i just got jizz jacketed

by Lee Harvey January 11, 2009

jacked as shit

When a person thinks that they are really strong with enormous muscles, but in reality they are small.

-Soccer Player: Hey bra, I just maxed out at 140 on bench!

-Football Player: Wow, dude! Ur jacked as shit!

-Soccer Player: I know, right?

by mtnt69 May 8, 2011

Apple Jacked

Have your ipod stolen or "jacked".

I left the windows down in my car and I got apple jacked.

by S-ter September 25, 2008