2 definitions by El padrino arriba

jacked

1) to steal
2) to be exited
3) to have pumped muscles
4) past tense of jack off

1) yo, dude some fker jacked my car last nite and now i dont hav a ride
2) i'm so jacked for to drive frank's new ford gt
3) look at that guy, his muscles are totally jacked
4) i jacked off last nite watchin porn on the internet

by El padrino arriba November 4, 2009

Christian hustler

street savvy hustler that had Christian ethics to him/her. they prefer to be less known and act like a pitiful beggar to rip off your money.

drug dealer: wanna buy some weed?

Christian hustler: no f---ing way. ima poor beggar, cant afford that.

drug dealer: aww...im so sorry, here have a grand on me.

Christian hustler: <whispers to himself> thanks for your money loser!

by El padrino arriba October 24, 2009