Homework

1) An after-school assignment, typically used as a method of torture legal in every part of the world.
2) A violation of the 8th amendment
3) The second worst thing the Germans have done. (Yes, Germans introduced modern homework to the U.S., not the Italians)
4) A common way of starting small talk
5) An excuse to go over to a girl's house (and do anything but homework, usually bang)

Person 1: Hey, do you need help with the homework
Person 2: Sure ;)

by AngeryItalianDud December 19, 2021

Homework

Homework something that no one wants... But they still give us this fucking shit.

Homework is made to ruin students fucking lives.

by Idiot who lives in a cake! December 31, 2018

Homework

HOMEWORK = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

Kid: I CANT WAIT FOR HOMEWORK!
Billy: do you even know what that means?
Kid: what?
Billy: half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.
Kid: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by LN11 September 1, 2022

Homework

A stupid torture device invented by school. Homework is basically 5 extra hours of depression. This is the remnants of school that they decide to leave over so you can wake up feeling dizzy and tired, but still you have to go to school

Hailey: Hey can you help me with homework??
James: Sorry girl but you didn't pay attention
Hailey: I WAS DOZING OFF FROM PREVIOUS HOMEWORK DONE 2 DAYS AGO

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

Homework

You go to fucking school for 7 hours. Your fucking evil teacher gives you work to do at home. The teacher doesn't give a fuck about the work she assigned you the next day. A fucking waste of time.

My teacher, satan in disguise, assigned me homework cuz she's evil and wants to waste my fucking time. fml.

by Uroq May 2, 2017

homework

fucking torture what a childs nightmare is you have to go to fucking school and learn and to stupid work but no of course when you go home you have to do more work like what the fuck?

Bro I did a satanic ritual on my homework and it can walk now.

by balls destroyer 123 December 2, 2020

I have too much homework to do

what are you doing here than... what are u doing with ur life... or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING I ALSO HAVE AN ESSAY TO DO

Guy 1: ok now go do your homework and good luck:))
Guy 2: thanks, but I have too much homework to do...
Guy 1: smae:((

by helo:) March 19, 2023