No-Pillow-Having-Wife

A wife who snuggles on the couch with you without bringing a pillow, and falls asleep, leaving you trapped as a headrest and you don't sleep well, but you still love her more than she loves you after you wake up sore.

My No-Pillow-Having-Wife fell asleep on me like that cute cat in those memes and I had to stay still all night so I didn't wake her up. Now I'm sore, but I still love that bitch more than anything.

by Ixidor Waveharp February 15, 2021

have brass balls

If you have brass balls that means you have balls large and hard enough to knock out anything from a small child to mid sized horse

"I didn't know i have brass balls till Julie gave me head for the first and last time. Let's just say her nose never was straight again"

by Breaking Oliver January 3, 2016

or she would have

The statement freely outpoured by a Wingman immediately following the statement that's what rob's mom said. Should definitely follow "that's what she said" as well.

Anonymous: "<anything at all>"
Red Leader: "That's what Rob's mom said!"
Wingman: "Or she would have..."

by bikerscum July 5, 2006

Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

by Caterina. March 24, 2009

Have my babies

- What you say to someone who is full of epic win and you've run out of internets.

- You can sometimes give internets and babies if so you wish.

Person 1: (Says something full of win)
Me: Here, have some internets.
~Later~
Person 2: (Says something full of win)
Me: Oh, I've run out of internets. Have my babies.

by ICallForAnEpicPie October 31, 2008

yes have some

having some..

Trace got laid. to which you reply...Yes have some!

by Robert November 2, 2003

the hills have eyes

usually a term used whenever someone is so ugly that they look like they are from the movie, "the hills have eyes".

oh my god that girl is so ugly she looks like she is from the hills have eyes (without a mask on)

by vagina226 March 28, 2009