Halo

1. Second greatest game ever made. I say "second greatest" because everyone with half of a brain knows how good Halo 2 will be.

2. Story-driven and violent FPS for the Xbox (and most recently the PC, and pretty soon the Mac) in which you take on the role of Master Chief, a genetically enhanced super soldier fighting alongside the UNSC marines in an attempt to save humanity from the wrath of the Covenant, a strong religious alliance of at least six alien races hell bent on destroying the human race, most likely because they fear our moral corruption and lack of discipline, among other things.

Halo kicked ass, but Halo 2 will probably be even better.

Halo's story is complex and interesting, at least until its plotlines start showing up in other games.

by C-can January 29, 2004

halo

a word used to describe something that sucks. aka. beyonce's song

dude, this milkshake tastes like balls...its totally haloed

by elliebee March 14, 2009

Haloface

1. Someone lacking in intelligence, decency, logic, common sense, originality, taste, morals, female partners, worthwhile traits, marketable abilities, or anything else that would resemble a normal human being.

2. An abnormally small penis.

3. To assram someone until your penis is black and blue and covered with shit.

Hi Im Haloface!

Hi Im Haloface!

Taino, would you please come Haloface me?

by Bowler September 20, 2003

halomodshelp

This website takes halomods and gearbox and takes the best of both worlds and combines them into a friendly environment, where they will later be released into the wild, kinda like the california condor :D

"Halomodshelp, it's safer here (mb?)"
"mb."

by |-gmp-| April 24, 2005

haloed

To frag someone. Based on the Microsoft game.
To kill someone.

"You've been haloed, dude!".

by smitdog July 21, 2008

halo football

A mini-game of sorts played in the Halo video game series. It can be played on any game using the bomb or skull and teams. Usually in long areas, such as Bloodgulch, one time takes the "ball" and begins to move to the other teams "endzone," passing the ball back and forth between each other as necessary. The opposing team will then try to melee or intercept a passed ball, and take it back to the other endzone. First team to the predetermined score wins, usually followed by the elimination of the opposing team.

Penalties are awarded for using the energy sword to melee, or using weapons other than the necessary melee attack.

"Dude, wanna play some Halo Football again tonight?"

"Hell yes, we owned those kids last night"

by morte42 December 26, 2008

Halo

1: N. a video game created by a group of middle aged uber virgins in high hopes of generating revenue off 13 yr old virgins addiction to the game playing via mommy's credit card while she is out stripping for grocery money.

2: N. a video game created by a group of middle aged uber virgins in high hopes of generating revenue by rating it mature and then getting adults to play the game only to get frustrated by the 13 yr old boy on the opposite team killing them and teabagging them, losing to them while they say words they learn from mommy's boyfriends, or on the same team betraying them because of penis envy.

13 yr old boy playing Halo: "0h g3t 0wn3d f4gg0t, suck my d1ck!"

adult: (while slamming controller on the floor) "HIT PUBERTY AND GROWN ONE AND STOP RUBBING YOUR FUCKIN VAGINA YOU LITTLE BITCH!!"
13 yr old boy: "sniffles" (signing out of xbox live)

by TH3 M0DD4RZ December 29, 2007