fingercheck

the mandatory act of nonchalantly sniffing ones finger after fingering a bitch's pussy to make sure it doesn't smell bad

im so happy i did a fingercheck on that stankass pussy so i knew not to stick my dick in it

by ott wat February 24, 2006

finger fungus

A wedding ring on one's finger making them unavailable for dating.

Jane: Wow, look at that hottie over there!
Sue: Yeah, he is sexy, ohhhh but he has finger fungus.
Jane: Damn!

by sarahmaine April 16, 2008

Finger handleballs

this resulted from a mispronouncation of finger handle bars, which is like a finerstache, only you get hand bars, instead of a moustache. After much debate, the group of new words (websters) decided it was a piercing that people got that involved piercing large rings through both testicles so your girlfriend/boyfriend/etc. could handle you by them.

Bob: Dude, did you hear Josh got him some Finger Handlebars?

Joe: GROSS! Wat is he, gay? those are for gays

Bob: HEY MAN! -drops pants- i have them too!

Joe: -pulls bob by his finger handleballs- you fucking faggot.

by SPECIALEDDIE October 20, 2008

Finger Fapping

When a girl is masturbating with her finger or fingers oh so vigorously!

"Shelby was pleasing herself by finger fapping on camera while her friend watched"

by Avnero May 23, 2017

Tringer Finger

A technique that is used to masterbate. Where the index finger of the preferred hand is shaped into a hook like shape and used to stroke the shaft.

HI WAR BEAST uses his "Tringer Finger" every night before bed.

by HIWARBEAST February 26, 2010

Uncle Stinky Finger

The act of pooping, dipping tobacco, and beating off... AT THE SAME TIME!!

Everyday I wake up, pull an Uncle Stinky Finger, and then shower and begin my day

by Uncle Stinky Finger October 7, 2011

finger check

The act of a person (typically teenage), sticking his/her finger down the pants of a lady. Then sneakingly smelling ones finger, to see if one would go down on the lady.

Yo dude, did you perform the finger check?

by chucky noodle October 6, 2007