belly flop

An exercise in which one sprints the length of a football field, dropping at the marked 5 yard intervals to to a push-up. Typically belly flops are assigned as a punitive measure.

Football coach - "Alright, since you clowned around so much during the game that we lost, you get to do belly flops right now until I get tired!"

football team "Aww fuck man, this is gonna suck..."

by Arthur James Sloan September 19, 2003

Floot

snob; self-righteous person

Tommy thought he was above using plastic dinner utensils. He is such a Floot.

by coley83 June 13, 2008

Floating

The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)

Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already

by Urban Dictionary October 5, 2006

floptastic

The opposite of "fantastic".

An epic fail of extreme proportions.

Dude 1: "Have you been to Kemptville?"
Dude 2: "Ya bro, that town is floptastic"

Dude 1: "Dude 2, did you hear that Quinnifer broke up with Malarie?"
Dude 2: " Ya Dude 1, I sure did, that shit's floptastic."

Fox News

by the man with the monocle January 4, 2012

flop video

A homemade pornography of sorts, in which a girl pulls out a guys cock with a flopping action.

Hahaha man have you seen the flop video yet? She really gets into it.

by craig March 7, 2005

Flop-top

The exact opposite of a boner.

That fat, ugly girl gave me a Flop-top.

by jokerface249 June 25, 2009

floating cornhole

When two people have anal sex in while completely submersed in the water.

Rachel and I were at the beach last night and I tried to pull a floating cornhole, but she said no it's exit only.

by Der Commisar July 8, 2009