A transport, form of transport, or metaphorical transport, than fails to produce any kind of useful output.
'OMFG That orc amour is a fail train!' - The amour of that orc has no useful function, and looks retarded
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
'I had to get on a first great western fail train' - i had to get on a train run by first great western that is unproductive, and late.
'Haha, your train fails, it's a fail train' - your transport tycoon train is costing you large sums of money, and can't reach any stations
by John 'PJB' Bargman September 8, 2007
Get the fail train mug.A usually unpleasant and uproariously funny lack of success. Usually used by teens and those idiots that hang around internet chat rooms (no one likes them).
Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.
Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.
Teacher: Johnny, would you like to come up to the board and explain the word failure for us?
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.
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A fail video is a video documenting an act of failure, often involving unexpected humiliation, embarrassment, pain, or self-ownage. Entertaining fail videos sometimes become viral videos or memes.
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Get the fail mug.A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.
Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...
by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011
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Based On Actual Events
The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders
Based On Actual Events
The act of failing that effects multiple persons in a chain effect, whereas the fail is directed at one person but is applicable to surrounding bystanders
Ryan: "Hey guys, do you wanna go to the bar tonight? *pause* oh! thats right you guys aren't 21 wow! chain fail!!"
Group: "wow you're an ass"
Group: "wow you're an ass"
by failsquad April 12, 2008
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Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.
Josh: No, I had no back up in the strip poker, so I just didn't play.
Maria: That's a puss fail.
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