lazy farmer

The sexual act of being in the missonary position but with the man so exhausted that he is completely limp, save for his penis and the few muscles required for half hearted humping. He also grunts pathetically near the woman's ear.

Zeke was so exhausted from the day's triathlon that all he had left for his wife that night was the lazy farmer.

by Scott Saxe February 2, 2005

Potato Farm

A group or gaggle of people with mental disabilities; a flock of retarded people

Rodger: Hey Blake, look at that potato farm leaving Toys R' Us.
Blake: God damn it Rodger.

by OSAndrew December 14, 2014

Ass Farmer

sombody who has lots of butt sex

John im completely fine that your gay,but are you really an ass farmer?

by Ethan D. March 30, 2007

maryland farmer

An American slang for "motherfucker" that originated in the 1960s.

Gee golly, Willie! You're such a Maryland Farmer! Now Pa is going to beat me again!

by Eli the Barrow Boy March 27, 2008

Farm

When somebody attempts or pushes you into handing over specific low cost but high volume items of your belongings, whilst retaining their own belongings for themselves. Cigarettes are a prime targeted object to be farmed.

Ext; for an individual to farm ones crops; to smoke and gather ones cannabis plants

Ext 2; In some instances the farm can be easily confused with to plough ones wares from ones own storage cupboard in ones own house

Ex: "Blud, i aint got no gret man! man got farmed hard by dat boy joe u no.."

Ex 2: "Blud, we had bare draw.. but since that boy joe ploughed through and farmed everything we aint got shit.."

by LeClerk December 14, 2009

rat farm

A farm in which live swarms and swarms of killer rats, with a large tin shed over top of it with copper wire as the roof. A poor paying job with an owner usualy by the name of "roxy" . owner usualy have a feirce amount of acne around the chest ereas.

Roxy's rat farm!
Keep em' rats in the pen acne bitch!

by ben holden September 5, 2006

farmerbarleymow

An wordurbaniteword. A loud-mouthed, opinionated twat. Talks filth - has absolutely no shame whatsoever.

Inveterate flirt. Always smiling (or gurning if at a gathering of wordurbanitesword).

Easy to placate when riled with a bottle of gin.

Get orrrf moi land!

by David June 11, 2003