One Direction Erection

When girls start throwing their panties and titties start popping out during a one direction concert. The guys on stage get a one direction erection.

I was at this One Direction concert and these girls took their tops off right in front of me.
I got a One Direction Erection right away.

by Instaburn June 14, 2014

erectronics

Japanese Electronic technology whose purpose is to enhance penile erection.

Hai! This erectronic cock-vibrator use state-of-the-art erectronics!

by Island Boy February 9, 2004

Eren

This subspecies of human beings called Eren is often also referred to as a Ehrenmann. It eats döner at least five times a week, plays on its PC, gets good grades because it has got hyperthymesia and can literally recall entire lessons word for word what the teacher has said, and instead of buying products when walking into a store, it has the tendency of just buying the store altogether at whim. These may just be the strangest properties ever to be present within a human being--sadly a perfectly accurate form of such doesn't exist yet (luckily).

Aw fuck. My rent just got raised again, Eren bought 30% of all new available real estate in Frankfurt just raise property prices for fun and make their availability more scarce than it already is.

I just saw this silver Audi A8 on the way to work with cash streaming out of the wheel rims, was that Eren passing by again?

Have you ever wanted a massive 3 story villa mansion with a roof made out of cardboard? Here I'll give you Eren's number, his the right property developer to contact for this one.

by The legitimate definer August 12, 2019

Eren Yeager

A bitch with a god complex (but that won't stop his simps)

You- omg Eren Yeager is so hot.
Me- you simp

by Ivylmao September 2, 2021

public erection

A coward; someone who wants to "hide"

Guy : Bro i dont wanna ask her what if she rejects me
Girl : Don't be such a fucking public erection

by cutie plant November 3, 2015

President Erect

When Biden mistakes his blood thinners for viagera prior to a speech.

We have to delay Bidens speech, the President Erect took the wrong pills again.

by Captain Spaulding November 6, 2020

erectile dysfunction

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.

"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."

by graham crackaaa March 12, 2013