Chicken Diddle Flam-a-Fuck

An extremely difficult and complex rudiment. Usually played with the foreskin of the penis.

Speaker #1: Man that shit was DOPE! What the fuck was that?
Speaker #2: Dawg that was that Chicken Diddle Flam-a-Fuck.
Speaker #3: Man I'ma play that wit my dick.

by A-ron and Young Boleezy February 18, 2009

Diddler

A diddler is someone who is constantly getting side tracked at the most inappropriate times. They're perceived as slow when trying to get things done and their foregoings always end up conflicted and confusing.

Not associated with 'diddle or diddling' but these terms can be used to further diddler. You can be 'diddling' or 'diddle' around in your slow processes.

Example: 'About time you got here Johnny... You said you'd be here an hour ago.'

'Sorry, I had to brush my teeth and I got a little side tracked when The Simpsons came on.'

'Youre such a diddler!!! We're going to be late now.'

by Shnony August 12, 2014

diddler

A guy who has such a small dick that when they go to have sex with a woman they just sit there and diddle with there penis.

That asian person is such a diddler

by asdfjakljsdf March 8, 2004

Bean Diddler

A rapist or child molester, especially a priest who favors little boys.

"Hey Emma, have you met the new priest at our church yet?"
"Yes. But I have this really weird feeling that he's a bean diddler."

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007

P Diddy

Puff On-Dis

My pee-pee is ditty that why Jenny left me.

by RedOrangeYellowGreenBluePurple August 28, 2003

diddy

a fully nice person with a large penis to rape children with

he is such a diddy

by anal poo bum wee wee August 17, 2014

wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.

The start of a horrible song.

Ke$ha: wake up in the morning feeling like p. diddy.
me: turns off the crap,

by Policegurl October 24, 2010