cooped

When a fat sweaty guy that thinks he has game gets all up in your personal space, typically brushing up against you with his big gut in a very uncomfortable way.

Dude I just got cooped! What the fuck!

by Maple wood July 14, 2010

Crooked Hillary

Coined by Donald Trump during his 2016 election campaign to describe his penis. In an attempt to gain an edge over his opponent, ontop of his unethical campaigning strategies, in confidence he would joke about how hillary would screw over people like how his crooked hillary screwed prostitutes.

"Yeah, he sure talks a lot of big talk, but for a guy with a tiny penis, he still has a crooked hillary.

by Bellarkian August 12, 2019

pressure cooker

while showering, you lather your partner in soap then bust a massive rippling fart. While you quickly exit the shower, you turn up the hot water leaving your partner to cook in the stinky steam while they rinse off.

Alex: lather up hun......pfFFFfttt
Mel: aw nasty, you just turned this into a pressure cooker!
Alex: ha ha ha peace

by navibrator January 28, 2011

coked up

A retard's (or an old fart's) way of referring to being under the influence of cocaine.

Grandpa: Tommy, why don't you come over tomorrow night so you can get coked up with your favorite granddaddy
Tommy: *sigh* Grandpa, that's not how you say it. Plus you shouldn't be doing cocaine, you're like practically dead

by blahblahblahthatadoreme January 8, 2011

Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018

crooked

Gay, fag, likes there own kind

Chris Anserson is so crooked that he does loop-t-loops

by Why do you care? February 23, 2003

Mike Cooke

An amazing boy, who is sweet and funny. He eats like a body-builder, and kicks some ass in COD, and is very passionate ;) I can be myself when I am with him. I can tell him anything, and he will be there for me. Thinking of him, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

Have you met Mike Cooke?

by jennyluuu April 14, 2011