cotton comeback

When one is on a budget and cant afford a condom so replaces it with a sock.
**PLEASE NOTE** -use at your own risk will most likely result in pregnancy.

bro guess what! I made a cotton comeback with Sally last night. Wait 9 months..

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 15, 2022

Shitty comeback

You got roasted and in response, you made the most cringe, most shitty comeback known to man.

Person 1: You're fucking retarded
Person 2: Ur mom lol
Person 1: stfu. pls shut the fuck up. your Shitty comeback disgusts me

by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 25, 2022

bro-mantic comedy

a comedy where two men share their love for each other in a totally non-gay way.

Hey, have you seen 'Superbad'?" It's the best bro-mantic comedy ever.

by dr_roxxo September 29, 2010

The original king of comedy

when a girl is giving you head and you cum in her mouth, you tell a funny joke(the shorter the better) right as she swallows so she laughs and cum shoots out of her nose.

"Dude I told a joke last night that made me The original king of comedy!"
*bro-fist*

by theCov April 28, 2011

Hole in Come

When a man masturbates to the point of ejeculation, sometimes his semen (come, cum) is shot into his own bellybutton by sheer penal force.

Aw, I just got semen in my bellybutton from that Hole in Come. I hate it when that happens!

...
My girlfriend likes it though.

by nhoja July 5, 2011

Hit the come up

When niggas obtain anything (can be from stealing) such as stoges, energy drinks, money, drugs etc. that they previously thought they weren't gonna be able to get due too "lack of the funds nigga" or having no job

"Yooo I just sold my whip & I'm tryna go too twin river & double the come up nigga"

"Niggas just dumb hit the come up, where the yippa at?"

by TheStr8ComeUpNigga April 30, 2014

cut the comedy

be serious

Cut the comedy and get to work!{cut}

by mariale February 17, 2015