Cheddared

cheddared
/ˈched-ərd/
adjective (slang)

1. Of a mobile phone: permanently disconnected from a cellular service plan; usable only when connected to Wi-Fi.

2. By extension: cut off from regular communication unless internet access is available.

Origin: Modern slang; implies being “cut off” from data the way cheese is separated or sliced.

“Don’t bother calling me, my phone’s cheddared — just FaceTime me when I’m on Wi-Fi.”

“He’s been cheddared since he missed that last payment, so you gotta catch him on the house internet.”

by Smokeygffg February 17, 2026

cheddar bob'd the toilet seat

when you accidently shit on the toilet seat

"Awwwww Fuckkkkkk, I just cheddar bob'd the toilet seat again."- Abdul

by cock slice March 7, 2026

Cheddar Blast

Getting your vagina digitally penetrated and stimulated.

Remember when she got cheddar blasted by Joey Fatone? Hawt!

by Nowaygo May 25, 2025

Chedded

when some online game mechanic is nerfed to the point of unplayability or flipping the meta

Player 1: I want to play as a reviver, seems like a good way to make money while helping other players.
Player 2: Don't bother, reviving got chedded a few updates ago and it's not worth it anymore.

by yarrowleaf September 17, 2025

chedia

chubby media or chubby image or chubby picture or chubby facial

nice image, is that your chedia?

by 30gotnext October 22, 2025

white chedder

n. see: "white chedda"

"stackin' white chedder like mo'fucking kraft singles"

by r. kelly sex tapes December 9, 2006

Snip Ched

to shred the back of the net with the justice of a well shot lacrosse ball

Did you see Grace snip ched in the lacrosse game last night? Girl's got an arm!

by mollylax15 April 29, 2013