Definitions by Smokeygffg
Cheddared
cheddared
/ˈched-ərd/
adjective (slang)
1. Of a mobile phone: permanently disconnected from a cellular service plan; usable only when connected to Wi-Fi.
2. By extension: cut off from regular communication unless internet access is available.
Origin: Modern slang; implies being “cut off” from data the way cheese is separated or sliced.
/ˈched-ərd/
adjective (slang)
1. Of a mobile phone: permanently disconnected from a cellular service plan; usable only when connected to Wi-Fi.
2. By extension: cut off from regular communication unless internet access is available.
Origin: Modern slang; implies being “cut off” from data the way cheese is separated or sliced.
“Don’t bother calling me, my phone’s cheddared — just FaceTime me when I’m on Wi-Fi.”
“He’s been cheddared since he missed that last payment, so you gotta catch him on the house internet.”
“He’s been cheddared since he missed that last payment, so you gotta catch him on the house internet.”
Cheddared by Smokeygffg February 17, 2026