Alden

A bootlegged and disheveled kid that makes rice and memes

Gotta love Alden

by bruuuhh January 30, 2020

Alena

Alena's love jakes... And get along with them really well

"Hi, my names Alena! ..I really like jake :)"

by Everynameisalreadypicked! April 7, 2013

alienjack

Scary, psychotic man who is very, very good looking while being very, very temperamental.

"Oh, damn. It's Alienjack at the door. Hide! Wait, go get it. No, hide!"

by The Captain September 29, 2003

Alenushka

A handle on PaFo (Craigslist Forum)whose main function is to advocate for open marriage. Alenuska is Russian and has bizarre spelling

Alenushka : "If your marriage does not work, try to open it"

I just asked for advice and she went all Al on me.

by PaFo Memeber December 9, 2008

ALENA

ALENA now you are something more than anything a person can ever want in his life. Well I'll say that - - she is a real beauty.... A real queen, a person who is just so elegant that one cannot take his eyes off ya. Its like a dream girl which one ever would wanna get hold off and be with you for life long. She is such a CHERUBIC nature woman and also a very loving that you just would feel so buoyant around her. She is also one hell of a straight forward women who knows how to be canny. She is quite secretive chronicly. If you get her angry or annoyed.... Her churlish and ignorance towards you will be the worst part of your life. She is tall... Chubby cute and so such a hoty person.. Like a magnificent person. You will tend to love her sure you would... You will want to coalesce with her... You will feel jealous when she is with others or talking bout some other guy but she is real special and a real treasure. But she won't let You flirt her down instead she will roast you back....more like a deadlock situation. It's a genial behavior of hers that can't stop you being away from her. It's quite obfuscate of her and just being herself but a real queen among the deck of the cards. She is also a very naughty corrupt person... Who's next level of thinking can really just make you say LOLOLOLOLOOL

We do not need examples tho for ALENA... She is the only one among the all

by Randomstranger15 October 25, 2019

Alienware

Any piece of technology created by extra-terrestrials.

Theories say some of the alienware found inside the UFO which crashed in Roswell 1947 was a high-tech propulsion reactor. They say all alienware had been brought to a top secret military base known as Area 51 in Nevada, Texas and been examined there by a special team of scientists.

by blackhole February 17, 2004

anal-dwelling aliens

Aliens that dwell in ones rectum
-or-
communists.

one time i was beamed up on a UFO, and the shoved an egg up my ass.
And when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to Jebus, looked just like Joseph Stalin.

by Boersma July 1, 2005