by mr.nad June 27, 2017
by fumanchoo February 04, 2010
An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.
The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.
The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.
Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??
Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.
Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.
Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.
Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.
by BreHill8791 August 29, 2010
The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
by Premonitious October 29, 2011
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