U-lock Justice

The preferred method of vandalizing a car by a Bike Nazi or other irresponsible or self-righteous cyclist. Because few police agencies wield power over cyclists and they can quickly disappear, the vandal frequently gets away with his crime.

U-lock Justice is the Bike Nazi term for it. Vandalism is the most common term used by normal people, including drivers, auto passengers, pedestrians, police and insurance agencies.

U-lock Justice is often dished out to drivers that the Bike Nazi feels is deserving, though many times it is applied to drivers who simply do not notice a cyclist because they're not riding safely or legally.

Yesterday a Bike Nazi cut me off and I honked my horn. He turned around and whacked my car with a metal bicycle lock, denting my fender. The body shop repairman said I was a victim of U-lock Justice.

by ihavespoe October 30, 2010

Cock Lock

Usually occurs when a girl is sucking your dick... She opens her mouth that wide to accomodate your penis that it locks in the open position

Guy 1: Dude! Why is that girl walking round with her mouth open is she catching flies or something?

Guy 2: She must have just sucked dick and got cock lock!

by Lumox January 2, 2011

japs lock

A ripoff of japenese and caps lock, I made this up when my friend mentioned people calling asians (no offense) japs, so I said japs lock and it went from there. In my version, press it and you act all japenese .See example for usage.

I have a japs lock and know how to use it! Don't make me go all ninja on you!!

by Hello~Officer February 24, 2005

lean lock

When you sit down after drinking lean and your whole body feels tired and you just sit there without moving.

My boi Dequan was in a lean lock at last nights party

by Morpheus Orifice February 18, 2017

cincinatti lip lock

The act of passing shit from one person to another after tossing one person's salad.

Dude I hooked up with a girl a week ago and she gave me a cincinatti lip lock and I could taste shit for the whole week.

by professorgenitals March 18, 2008

pop and lock

How the world tends to appear when you are high.

"I was pop and lock high last night"

by iohncurr December 28, 2004

CAPS LOCK

SOMETHING VERY EASY TO PRANK WITH. IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE. AND PEOPLE THINK YOUR YELLING AT THEM. SO YOU LOOSE A LOT OF FRIENDS. SO DONT PRANK WITH IT, OKAY?? IT HURTS PEOPLE!!

(WITHOUGHT CAPS LOCK) FRIEND- WHY ARE YOU YELLING?
(WITH CAPS LOCK STUCK) ME- SORRY, MY SISTER FIXED MY CAPS LOCK FOR A PRANK.

by HITNRUUUN October 9, 2012