Donald Trump

A term used to describe a demented old man. If someone is a Donald Trump that means that they ramble incoherently about unrelated topics.

My grandfather is a Donald Trump

by Balls Obama December 2, 2024

fred trump

The man who forgot to wear a condom. Real estate developer and businessman who was the father of Donald Trump–who, if you don't know for some reason, is basically the second coming of George Bush, but promising to be MUCH worse–and husband of Mary Anne Trump (née MacLeod).
Born October 11, 1905. Died June 25, 1999.

Mary Anne MacLeod: "Fred, did you forget to wear your condom?"
Fred Trump: "What condom?"

by 7568ino December 4, 2024

Donald Trump

the president that survived two assassination attempts to MAGA. he's gonna close the border, slash prices, get rid of LGBTQ propaganda, and restore world peace. the people that dislike him are called liberals. they are very low intelligent people that are programmed like bots

Donald Trump is your president

by clemson171 December 5, 2024

Donald trump and Joe Biden fanfic

“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”

“I-I love you Donnie!”
“Shhh, Joey pooks, no one has to know.”
wtf is that? Donald trump and joe Biden fanfic ?

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

When one fingers your ass and cradles your balls with the same hand, while giving a blow job.

Timmy took Tina home from the bar and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering anothers anus while cupping the balls with the same hand, whole concurrently giving a blowjob.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024

Texas trumpet

The act of fingering another anus while cupping the balls with the same hand and concurrently sucking the penis.

Timmy took Tina home and she gave him a Texas trumpet.

by Bigdaddyblacksheep December 16, 2024