My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest
by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

The one you want but won't get
Basically the last piece of cake you'll never get it
There probably the worst person ever
Basically the last piece of cake you'll never get it
There probably the worst person ever
by The lord of all lamas January 19, 2020

by Ariegl July 16, 2018

1) One last drink before you head home.
2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.
3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.
3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"
Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"
Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

Simplemente The biggest band on the planet
Puedes ir en two direction??
No, solo en one direction...
por cierto creo que no son 18 meses, son 18 años o algo así, solo queda llorar
No, solo en one direction...
por cierto creo que no son 18 meses, son 18 años o algo así, solo queda llorar
by LARRY IS REAL (ROSA Y DAGA) November 29, 2021

This is a girl who is LGBTQ and gives masculine traits and acts like her gender the same time she's independent she doesn't like the word pick me because she's not a pick me and she refers to herself as like a stud or a stem she's very nice she's not pick me at all
by truepu February 18, 2022

by Back of the Yards July 26, 2009
