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ballsheimer's

1. a mental condition wherein one forgets where his balls are, usually resulting in spineless actions and mannerisms.

2. in bowling, throwing several strikes continuously, and then suddenly losing your rhythm for no apparent reason, resulting often in one if not many poor throws.
1. "bro, jerry was saying how he was gonna tell his boss off for cutting his hours, but then he contracted ballsheimer's at the last minute and didn't say shit."

2. "i don't where my A game went, man, i think i got ballsheimer's."
ballsheimer's by xpnfx February 15, 2009
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brave and full of balls. A word made up by the one and only, Ray William Johnson
That is the ballsiest cat in the world!
Ballsiest by Daizzey November 20, 2010

ball bat 

Baseball bat. Nothing more, nothing less.
No example provided for "Ball Bat."
ball bat by Siegfried Zaga May 24, 2005

malt ball 

Adjective. Used to describe an African American who's actions and mannerisms suggest that the individual is actually a Caucasian. This is even worse than the term 'oreo.'
T'Justinario is such an oreo, But To'Rita is a malt ball.
malt ball by Jeremy Phillips April 19, 2004

Crack Ball 

Sling n' yay on the streets and looking at it as a sport or hobby you like to do. Like playing football or basketball but your sport of selling cocaine is called Crack Ball.
Armando: Man you know that fool only likes to play crack ball now.
Joker: word?

Play n' crack ball seemes to be my favorite sport.
Crack Ball by I live in the December 25, 2007

snob ball 

Soccer.

Especially useful in countries that call it soccer, (eg USA, Australia), where snobby soccer fans insist on calling it 'football' even though there is already a game called football in that country.
Dave: Did you see the soccer the other day?

Matt: It's called FOOTBALL you jerk. The whole world calls it football.

Dave: But it's called soccer in this country, what is your problem with that? We already have a game called football here.

Matt: My problem is you're an ignorant piece of trash, and your so-called 'football' is the most pathetic game in the world.

Dave: Now I know why they call it Snob Ball. How do you expect to attract people to your sport with that sort of attitude?
snob ball by smwhat April 4, 2009

Orange Ball 

When the male human specimen takes his Testicles, exe. (Nuts, Plums, Balls, Pouch, Ballbag, The Boys, Chin Pounders, Kids On A Swing) shoves them into another humans mouth and prevents them from taking them out for an extended period of time.
"If you keep opening your fucking mouth, I'm going to give you an Orange Ball." (Calmly Spoken)
Orange Ball by TornM December 11, 2009