a nickname for trump’s mistress. Goes under many fake names one being gaby. A very calm collective person who is incredibly good looking. People often described as Ella Trump tend to be spicy, very hot sexual but nice people.
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When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
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1. Large Cheeto Man
2. A person that gets banned off all social media
3. A person who wants to keep Latin America out with a wall
4. A person who is rascist
5. An U.S. president who's term was January 20, 2017 - January 20, 2021
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1. Large Cheeto Man
2. A person that gets banned off all social media
3. A person who wants to keep Latin America out with a wall
4. A person who is rascist
5. An U.S. president who's term was January 20, 2017 - January 20, 2021
6. A buisness man
1. How is Donald Trump so orange
2. News cast: After a shocking day in American history when a violent mob, incited by President Trump, stormed and breached the Capitol Building, Facebook and Twitter temporarily banned the president from using their platforms. On Thursday morning, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg went a step further, announcing Trump will be banned from Facebook’s social media platforms until at least the end of his term on January 20.
The events were a direct reaction to words that Trump has repeated on social media, and that he said at a rally Wednesday before the attack on the Capitol—baseless claims about election fraud, the election being stolen from him, and his loss to Joe Biden in November.
3. "I want to build a wall," Donald Trump said
4. "Calm down Chad, and stop being such a Donald Trump. HAHAHAHAHA," Jamal said.
5. "Donald Trump has lost the election against Joe Biden,"The news caster said.
6. "Donald Trump has succesfully built his tower," The news caster said.
2. News cast: After a shocking day in American history when a violent mob, incited by President Trump, stormed and breached the Capitol Building, Facebook and Twitter temporarily banned the president from using their platforms. On Thursday morning, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg went a step further, announcing Trump will be banned from Facebook’s social media platforms until at least the end of his term on January 20.
The events were a direct reaction to words that Trump has repeated on social media, and that he said at a rally Wednesday before the attack on the Capitol—baseless claims about election fraud, the election being stolen from him, and his loss to Joe Biden in November.
3. "I want to build a wall," Donald Trump said
4. "Calm down Chad, and stop being such a Donald Trump. HAHAHAHAHA," Jamal said.
5. "Donald Trump has lost the election against Joe Biden,"The news caster said.
6. "Donald Trump has succesfully built his tower," The news caster said.
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