self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011

Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.

Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.

by Stredball February 8, 2013

Self-opp

A self opp is someone who sabatoges themselves with or without knowing the consiquences.

Because you did not study for the spanish test that you failed, you are a self-opp for real.

by Wirtuals Baby Daddy September 6, 2022

Self-D

When a girl is giving a blow job and decides to snap a selfie.

When going down on a guy, it's always best to capture the moment and excitement by snapping a quick self-d

by Dicky Dillpickle October 27, 2016

Self-Sexualization

When someone is sexually attracted to themselves.

That gym rat who checks himself out all the time is an example of self-sexualization

by Chorbashi March 12, 2018

self krik

self krik means when someone is poes ugly. poes ugly is kak ugly and kak ugly is just.... mase poes ugly. say it when someone is very rude to you and make fun of you.

"you self krik!"

by Jessy Kendrick September 13, 2022

self frape

Changing your own profile information, or adding a status or picture deliberately or by accident that causes the mirth and merriment of your friends and onlookers

Jenny posted the following status "Nothing beats spending time working on yourself"

Jenny's friends insinuate she is masturbating and mock her for her self frape

by Bobcat silversmith January 17, 2014