weeded

some one who had too much booze, or one too many bong rips, or that person that walk out of the bathroom just got done hurlin.

dude you look so weeded

by Dani December 10, 2003

Jobbie Weeker

As a derivation of Jobbie (a Scottish colloquialism for excrement) a "Jobbie Weeker" is a poo of considerable satisfaction. For example, a ghost poo might be considered a "Jobbie Weeker".

Cameron: "Aww, that was a good jobbie weeker."

by FurniturePolice October 10, 2009

weeker

When you get high seven days in a row.

"Man I just pulled a weeker."
"How was it?"
"Seven days man, crazy."

by @si@n January 7, 2008

Wanking Weekends

A weekend you spend with you girlfriend/boyfriend that is so boring that you resort to wanking in their bathrooms. This mostly happens when your other half forces you to watch chick flicks like How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days or any other Mathew McConaughey movie.

Jack: Tom did you have fun at Jordans last weekend?
Tom: No it was one of those "Wanking Weekends" I've been having alot recently!
Jack: Oh I see....fucking Mathew McConaughey!!!

by pirate phillip December 3, 2009

right field weekend

The weekend before one gets the "good" paycheck for each month. Because one can't achieve much when s/he is faced with this kind of weekend, s/he feels as if s/he were a person stuck playing baseball in right field.

It's so boring being stuck in the house with nothing to do 'cause I don't have any money to go anywhere. I just paid the rent, so it's another paycheck down the toilet. Oh, well, another right field weekend!

by pentozali April 22, 2006

weeder

a lesser version of a stoner who still smokes weed but doesnt want it every second of the day.

"dude, let's smoke again tonight"
"nah dude i already did this week but in the next week we can"
"damn your such a weeder, be a stoner like me and smoke tonight again!"

by weeder4lyfe June 17, 2008

weeder

A tool or a person committed to weed removal in gardens, farms, landscapes, etc.

I am a weeder. I work at minimum wages. I use my hands, and sometimes I use a weeder device such as a weed twister.

by RayCruzer September 19, 2008