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carmel valley

The place where all the valley kooks live. All of the Douch bag jocks go surfing in del mar and trash the beach. And the home of the sophmores that say the word "FUCK" all the time.
sophmore1: yo man Lets go to the fucking highlands in carmel valley
sophmore2: no fucking way man, there are to many fucking fuck freshman there
sophmore1: Fine, then I'll go to my fuck home and watch fucking porn with my fuck girlfriend
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mill valley

A town in Marin County just north of the Golden Gate Bridge. The home of well-off whole foods shoppers and shit faced teenagers who think they're ghetto.
Typical Mill Valley Teenager:"Yeah, like dude, I got hella wasted last nightttt, and then I went to the best buy in marin city.. I'm so bad ass."

A normal person in Marin: "dude just shut up."
mill valley by Feely7 December 28, 2010

Sun Valley 

The most amazing place in the San Fernando Valley. It is located between and around Burbank and Sunland/Tujunga, California. It has Village Christian Schools (K-12), Stallion Market, various Gas Stations, and Fast Food. It is located near the Burbank Media Center and Glendale Galleria. It it one of the few cities in the area that have horse property and is located around expensive neighborhoods while the area is not necessarily the most expensive or...clean. Most Sun Valley residents also overlap into the Shadow Hills community or in the Estates.
Kid 1: "Hey...you live in Sun Valley?"

Kid 2: "Ya, I live off Stonehurst"

Kid 1: "Cool, I live off of Clybourn"

Kid 2: "Awesome!"
Sun Valley by WestToEast February 11, 2008

castro valley 

a boring town full of old white people, rednecks, undercover KKK, annoying rich asians, and not much else.

when i was at the high school (i graduated june 06), it was jam packed full with posers and preps. every kid there in his white tee thinks he's so tough and can take down anybody. can't stand them.

don't move there if you don't appreciate posers or stupid.
i wish i lived in san leandro or oakland instead, because castro valley is filled with fakers.
castro valley by J.M.F. July 6, 2006

Imperial Valley

A dusty town, 160 miles inland of San Diego. A town filled with tumbleweeds, haystacks, canals, and illigal aliens, fresh from there trek across the border.
Q:hey, wheres the last place you would want to be in the summer!?
A: The Imperial Valley!

Death Valley Clown Car 

The act of have 2 Wieners in every hole used for sex at the same time.
Man, can you believe that whore at that party took the Death Valley Clown Car?! She took it like a champ!

San Fernando Valley 

A region in Los Angeles county that is north of the Santa Monica mountains. Also bordered by the Santa Susana Mountains and the San Gabriel Mountains. Most of the San Fernando Valley is part of the city of Los Angeles but other cities that reside there include Calabassas, San Fernando, Burbank, and Glendale. The city of Hidden Hills is on the edge and may or may not be considered part of the San Fernando Valley. The portion that is part of Los Angeles tried to succeed and form its own city through a vote in 2002 but was unsuccessful. This is the region that the term Valley Girl refers to. The area code is 818 and this is the center of the U.S. pr0n aka porn industry.

The neighborhoods in the San Fernando Valley that are part of the city of Los Angeles are Arleta, Canoga Park, Chatsworth, Encino, Granada Hills, Lake View Terrace, Mission Hills, North Hollywood, North Hills, Northridge, Pacoima, Panorama City, Porter Ranch, Reseda, Sherman Oaks, Studio City, Sun Valley, Sunland, Sylmar, Tarzana, Toluca Lake, Tujunga, Van Nuys, Valley Village, West Hills, Winnetka, and Woodland Hills.

If they had been successful in succeeding from Los Angeles the SFV would have become the 5th largest city in the country. It could hold all of Baltimore, Washington DC, and Boston.

For more information also see sfv and the valley.
In the song "Freefalling" by Tom Petty he sings about the San Fernando Valley, specifically Reseda.
San Fernando Valley by Nelson B August 10, 2005