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Covid-19

The thing that lets me watch hentai in peace
Mom come her- me no! Social distancing! Mom why?! Me Covid-19!
by Irishmanreal April 9, 2020
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COVID-19

I love it, I’m glad that it’s happening. I am a Misanthrope and there is nothing I want more in this life than to see everybody else go down to the ground before me.
COVID-19. Yes I am evil. I do not care about anyone but myself.
by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020
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remote till COVID

A term job recruiters use to indicate that an employee can perform the job remotely until the COVID pandemic ends.
Banking Tech Writer/San Diego, CA W2/1099 ( Remote till Covid is OK)
by gonzobrains January 11, 2022
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Covid Sham Artist

One that avoids work by showing fake covid results; one who will say that he or she was in close contact with another person that tested positive for covid-19. Most of these individuals are government employees.
The Covid Sham Artist named Chase, will be out another week. When real work needs to be done, the Covid Sham Artist strikes again.
by Covid Sham Artist January 9, 2023
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Baby it’s COVID Outside

1) A song about COVID sung to the tune of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”.

Feminists hate it - cause it reminds them of THAT song.
Trump Supportor: Open it up, I ain’t wearin no stinkin mask.

Normal Folk: Baby it’s COVID outside.
by Burgy9999 April 19, 2020
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covid wedding constipation

The massive influx of weddings once COVID-19 mandates became less strict.
I really need to get my suit tailored now that I have all these invites after COVID wedding constipation is ending!
by Tommyttt August 9, 2022
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i have covid

by Le Human October 20, 2020
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