cell phone

An electronic device that imprisons you.

John wasn't granted access to his wife and kids. He had been sentenced to a life long-career with a cell phone.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

cell phone

a wireless device in which you make calls from anywhere you can pick up a signal.

I will call you from my cell phone when I get a signal.
I will test this device to see how it is edited with this word cell phone.

by mannman November 13, 2009

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

piss phone

a cell phone covered in piss from last night's drunken stupor

Betsy has a new and improved piss phone. Thank you friends.

by swimmerchic113 January 24, 2010

PHONE HO

A person who answers the phone for a business; front office worker; receptionist.

I worked in an animal hospital at the front desk. My boss called me his "phone ho."

by RiverRat March 12, 2008

freak phone

the extra cell phone you have that you give the number out to all women who are not your wife or girlfriend. so called because these skanks will do things sexually that your wife/girlfriend won't.

dude is that your cell ringing
yeah it's my freak phone

by fez marie whatley November 2, 2008

stone phone

To get high on marijuana and then indulge in a religious experience with music through headphones.

Dude, the Beatles are the best band to stone phone!

by rasrobs March 7, 2008