A person who preys on teenagers by exploiting their naive nature in order to gain access to their body and its physical abilities. Common predator categories include pedophiles, drug dealers, and military recruiters.
1. The school turned student contact information over to a teenage predator who called Johnny and convinced him that he could tour the world and then get a free scholarship, provided he signed some paperwork. Next thing I know, he went to Iraq to kill for the oil companies and returned in a coffin.
2. Johnny has been walking funny ever since he returned from choir practice; I'm wondering if his priest, Father Feel Good, is another teenage predator.
3. Those teenage predators are getting children to carry out the drug sales in order to insulate themselves from drug dealer charges.
2. Johnny has been walking funny ever since he returned from choir practice; I'm wondering if his priest, Father Feel Good, is another teenage predator.
3. Those teenage predators are getting children to carry out the drug sales in order to insulate themselves from drug dealer charges.
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by Deep blue 2012 September 16, 2009
Get the Teen pimp mug.Dumb horny virgin teenage girls l that are obsessed with Guys too good looking and or famous for them. They can’t actually being a real relationship because they’re too obsessive and clingy. So the fantasize about being with a guy that they would have zero chance ending up. The guy they are currently obsessed only lasts 3 to 4 years max. A good example is girls obsessed with Shawn Mendes and Charlie Puth Big Time Rush and One Direction. Teenage fan girls use a lot of the time looking up facts about the guy they like . . . Or the legal term STALKING them on a daily basis. Let’s be honest no guy wants to be with a girl that he never meets that knows every detail of their personal lives. Horny teen girl follows their celebrity crush on all social media account twitter snapchat and Instagram. They use some of-of their free time to write fanfiction‘s about their crush. There are very ugly inside and out and expect the person they want to be with to look like models. The only way they lose their virginity is to a fuck boy Who make them wear a paper bag during intercourse so that he doesn’t have to look at her. They have very high expectations on what the person they want to end up looks like it needs to look in the fucking Mirror themselves.
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A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
A direct pun on "the boy who cried wolf".
Mary: Mom, I have something to tell you....I'm bi.
Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".
Mary: I'm serious mom....
Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.
~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.
Mom: Psst, oh please! All teens are "bi".
Mary: I'm serious mom....
Mom:Yeah yeah, now shut up I'm watching Oprah.
~The teen who cried bisexual is the reason her mom doesn't believe her.
by lalala45677 June 9, 2010
Get the The teen who cried bisexual mug.A member of society that has obviously become a parent because of their complete inept at the use of birth control or outright stupidity. In every single case of teenage parenting, abortion is the correct solution, no matter what the psychological impact, religious or parental influence may be. Even in cases of rape, the teen parent is a complete and total retard, even if it was against his or her will. Any person who has elected to give birth and attempt to raise a child as a teenager is an idiot for their inept or for their bad luck.
Even when the teenager grows older, he or she will never possess maturity and will never realize that what happened was a bad decision (because every pregnancy was carefully calculated). Whereas mature, adult parents often claim that their child is "the best thing that ever happened to them," no teenage parent feels this way because their children are and will always be a burden with no tangible rewards (as tangible rewards are the only things teens may comprehend). Any person who was or is a teen parent that views their child as anything other than a burden is an idiot for thinking that.
It is the accepted norm of each village to throw small rocks or sizable chunks of lead at each teenage parent on sight. This action promotes the general feeling that all teenage parents are idiots, no matter how responsible they were after their initially mistake or rotten luck.
In conclusion, all babies born of teen parents should be sent to the people of Ireland for feeding. The parents of said babies should all be taken to the local Town Hall and publically executed, broadcast on FOX. Perhaps Simon from American Idol will show up with his "brilliant" generic cynicism to let the would-be teen parents know that they are and forever will be, fucking idiots.
Even when the teenager grows older, he or she will never possess maturity and will never realize that what happened was a bad decision (because every pregnancy was carefully calculated). Whereas mature, adult parents often claim that their child is "the best thing that ever happened to them," no teenage parent feels this way because their children are and will always be a burden with no tangible rewards (as tangible rewards are the only things teens may comprehend). Any person who was or is a teen parent that views their child as anything other than a burden is an idiot for thinking that.
It is the accepted norm of each village to throw small rocks or sizable chunks of lead at each teenage parent on sight. This action promotes the general feeling that all teenage parents are idiots, no matter how responsible they were after their initially mistake or rotten luck.
In conclusion, all babies born of teen parents should be sent to the people of Ireland for feeding. The parents of said babies should all be taken to the local Town Hall and publically executed, broadcast on FOX. Perhaps Simon from American Idol will show up with his "brilliant" generic cynicism to let the would-be teen parents know that they are and forever will be, fucking idiots.
Child 1: Did you hear about Joanne? She's going to become a teen parent!
Child 2: That slut cannot keep her legs closed, and that Bill should have worn a condom! God, they are so stupid!
Child 1: I know...well, I mean she was on the Pill and the condom broke, but they should have been prepared for that shit, the idiots!
Child 2: They were both accepted to Ivy League schools, too...I guess their dreams of ever making large sums of money just went out the window. Serves them right, fucking idiots.
Adult 1: Did you hear, Bob's son, Bill got Jill's daughter, Joanne pregnant? They had an abortion because of the financial stress it would have put on them.
Adult 2: Really? I never had sex before marriage because it's against my religion. I condemn them because abortion is also against my religion. They are bad people.
Adult 1: Maybe if the children had access to condoms, they could have prevented the pregnancy in the first place. Unfortunately, two years ago your right-wing conservative groups banned the sale of condoms to minors.
Adult 2: Perhaps if they had followed the cirriculum of abstinence only, it wouldn't have happened either.
Child 2: That slut cannot keep her legs closed, and that Bill should have worn a condom! God, they are so stupid!
Child 1: I know...well, I mean she was on the Pill and the condom broke, but they should have been prepared for that shit, the idiots!
Child 2: They were both accepted to Ivy League schools, too...I guess their dreams of ever making large sums of money just went out the window. Serves them right, fucking idiots.
Adult 1: Did you hear, Bob's son, Bill got Jill's daughter, Joanne pregnant? They had an abortion because of the financial stress it would have put on them.
Adult 2: Really? I never had sex before marriage because it's against my religion. I condemn them because abortion is also against my religion. They are bad people.
Adult 1: Maybe if the children had access to condoms, they could have prevented the pregnancy in the first place. Unfortunately, two years ago your right-wing conservative groups banned the sale of condoms to minors.
Adult 2: Perhaps if they had followed the cirriculum of abstinence only, it wouldn't have happened either.
by ASBands June 11, 2006
Get the teen parent mug.When a teen is attracted to someone and can only assume it is love and that they will never love another as much as they love that person. This all goes away once they get some maturity/cynicism.
"I totally like you, Steve."
"I totally like you too, Jenny."
"We should date and occasionally hold hands then break up in two weeks."
"Sounds good to me, teen crush!"
"I totally like you too, Jenny."
"We should date and occasionally hold hands then break up in two weeks."
"Sounds good to me, teen crush!"
by CeridwenMiar October 24, 2011
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