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Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.
"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."
by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003
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Stone Street

A street in Wrightsville Beach, NC that seems perfectly normal until you hit it up at 2am or later, then it becomes STONER street, or STONED street.
Person1: Let's go hit up some drunk bitches and get high!!! Stone street 3am brooo!!
Person2: Then can we play soggy biscuit later?
by YoMomma55555 October 14, 2011
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Emma Stone

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A
Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.
by Knock On Wood March 7, 2011
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Stone Call

Kind of like drunk dialing, except you call someone while high.
Usually a bad idea.
Yeah I kind of stone called you.
by bb+af November 22, 2011
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surf and stoned

1. Surf And Stoned is a Hawaii Big Island based enterprise. Cannabis for Dummies TM authors, Surf And Stoned Brand, Ayahuasca Paradise Ministries, Hawaii Justice Collation Policy Institute, and Big Island Patient Grow Collective. Started by Brandon Evans and Connor McRaven. Founded 2017/2018 with investors funding from HSBC the name Surf And Stoned and the logo are pending trademark. Surfandstoned.com is the companies website.

2. Surf And Stoned is the action of surfing while stoned.

3. Surf And Stoned is a place.
Surf and stoned is the best smoke shop, vape shop, and brand in Hawaii; and the 1st seed to sale cannabis indusrty leader.
by AlohaBro December 12, 2017
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Stone Shaker

1. A person that shoots dice, either in back-alleys or in desperate situations such as an addiction to gambling.
2. Someone who gambles (literally or metaphorically) with something too important to lose (i.e; their life, their last money, their heart, etc.)
3. A gambling addict

"Stones" in this case referring to the dice, and the shaker being someone who shakes the dice in their hand to provide momentum before throwing the dice. A stone shaker is, literally, someone who shakes dice.
"(that) Stone shaker is looking fine/She is a heart-breaker every time/She never seems to realize/That someday she will be crying too" - Hot Street by Michael Jackson
by AR58 March 25, 2023
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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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