Dry Shower

Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you

My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!

by smutty81 April 17, 2015

Bastard Shower

Similar to the traditional 'baby shower', a bastard shower is a somber event thrown for a woman who has accidentally become pregnant. Customarily, gifts are given to the mother to be to help ease the suffering that accompanies the unwanted child.

Did you hear Karen got knocked up? Her bastard shower is on Friday.

by Diabeticus January 26, 2011

splooge shower

The act of ejaculating onto someone.

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.

by jah September 08, 2004

Silver shower

A golden shower but with sperm
It’s called a silver shower because sperm is white

I gave that girl a silver shower

by the 5 footer December 28, 2019

Shower PDA

When running late for work and you only have time to wash your PDA (Pits, Downstairs, Ass).

Mike: Hey Megan I know you're running late for work but are you going to use the shower?

Megan: Yes I am Mike, but it will just be a quick shower PDA because its better than nothing.

by bongermonkeyfart October 21, 2013

Coochie shower

When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.

She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.

by MrMcDaddyMan April 08, 2021

Coochie Shower

A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.

Rhymes with: Coochie Power

Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."

by Funky Worm November 30, 2022