procrastispacing

It is when you spend your time on myspace, facebook,and or twitter when you really have important stuff to do, but dont want to do them.

I have to study for my economics final but im procrastispacing on facebook.

by Legeci February 25, 2010

procrasturbate

When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.

i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate

by Rooskie Business March 7, 2010

Procrastidrink

Procrastinating by drinking.

I was going to pack up my house to move, but I decided to procrastidrink instead.

by @robb March 10, 2010

Procrasturbate

When one has intent to accomplish something, but instead masturbates.

I never get my homework done in time, I procrasturbate too much!

by BridgesGijsbers April 6, 2010

Procrastilaxing

Like procrastinating, only instead of choosing to do things like play video games or go see friends, you just lay back, put on some tunes and avoid getting caught.

"Hey where's Jim?

"He's been in his room all day just.....procrastilaxing...
"what's that?"
"Go look it up on U.D."
"ok"

by Mr. CrapHat April 20, 2010

procrasturbate

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.

Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.

by Slate Giz May 13, 2010

Procrastichatting

The act of chatting with friends via text, Facebook chat, or other chatting medium with the purpose of prolonging the beginning of your work.

Shelby should totally be starting that paper right now, but look at her over there procrastichatting with Zach on Facebook.

by Zeke J December 1, 2010