price stuff

n. intimate, sensual, physical activities which include but are not limited to kissing, touching, embracing, and (minimally) partner masturbation (not leading to orgasm), with the intent and mood of such activities being sensual, not as sexualized foreplay before sex, and which are not intended as a prelude for intercourse and do not result in intercourse.

Last night was fantastic; we cuddled for hours and then did lots of price stuff.

Pejorative: My girlfriend is such a cock tease; all she wants to do is price stuff.

by moondjinn March 5, 2006

porcelain vortex

whisking something down the toilet bowl

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Proc Block

When you're so pumped and feeling super productive but the computer can't keep up with you, causing you to lose productive energy

Ben was proc blocked by Jira being slow as hell, so he's riding his bike instead of fixing bugs.

by TheJerm September 9, 2014

bladder probe

a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.

At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.

by brock.x.landers March 17, 2009

flat price

Flat price. Giving somebody something for a price that you payed for it yourself. So if you get some weed for $100, you'll give that same amount of weed to yo bud for $100. Flat price. You are not making any money off this.

"Yo nigga I'll give you a gram of that dank shit for flat price."

"Jeez, thanks man!"

by Latvianblazer November 7, 2015

Best Price

To only purchase half of what is required so you save 50% of the cost

You asked for 40 cables, I purchased 20 so we saved 50 percent. That's Best Price.

by willyd100 July 12, 2018

Porce

A white woman that has had extensive plastic surgery. Mainly Rhinoplasty to make the nose tiny and thin. Lip injections, to gain a Fish-Lips look. Along with having giant, white Porcelain Veneers installed over their own natural teeth.

I don't know who told women that the Porce look was attractive, but they must have seen these women through a cataract. These models look so disgusting, that I want to throw a fish hook in their mouth and cast them into the water!

by the2ndflood March 11, 2008