poland

A country that must be entirely de-populated because most of them are working in England as plumbers, cleaners and prostitutes. In fact the pro's are damn hot.

I have noticed that many of them are anti-semitic and intolerant of non-whites, but yet they still rant on about killing nazi's during the war, which they lost in 1 month 5 days by the way.

National currency is the potato.

National drink is Wezlekiazzssias vodka.

National language is English oops sorry polish.

Poland lady: Can you tell me where I can get a job?

English man: What as, cleaner or prositute?

Poland lady: ummm.

by Jonboy211 December 27, 2007

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polampa

A mixed drink of rum, flat coke, and beer.

"Oh man, this is really good!"
"What should we call it?"
"It should begin with a P"
"Polampa!"
"This Polampa fucking rocks!"

by Sharkey1337 August 22, 2007

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polaquinha

a punn from the derrogatory slang term polack. used instead as an ironic term of endearment for that cute dumb polish girl.

quinha, or zinha, is typically a portuguse way of making something into "cute blank" such as caozhinha means cute female dog. cao being portugese for dog.

Ah polaquinha! or for male polaquinho!

by heatherest March 3, 2009

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Pocarrot

1. (n.) A potato with carrot-like features

2.(n.) A carrot with potato-like features

3. (n.) A potato and a carrot combined that is, in every way possible, better than a cartato

Pocarrot sate so much better than dumb cartatos

by Beansss August 9, 2016

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