Packing Pennies

Sexual Intercourse between two partners that involves using a dirty vagina, or a dirty mouth, but most often a clean or dirty booty, when pennies (sperm) are deposited into the coin bank (anus) by packing (inserting) the penis into the butt-hole.

Johnny was just packing pennies with Amber, now her butt is one big coin purse and Johnny is broke again.

by Penniless December 10, 2012

Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....

"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

by Deepestblue March 6, 2013

Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

Picking Boys Like Flowers

The act of picking up multiple boys at a club, bar or any social scene.

I was at the club last night picking boys like flowers.
Samantha is so hot she picks boys like flowers.

by KattLee January 24, 2014

poking the pope

a word for female masturbation

hey jennifer what you doing tonight?
nothing much but i think i might be poking the pope

by big boi con October 31, 2015

picking the lock

When two Asians are having sex, one will use chopsticks on his/her female partner. Using one to manipulate the clitoris and the other to apply pressure to the g-spot.

Asian 1: can you leave? I'm picking the lock on my girlfriend.
Asian 2: okay man, I'll leave.

by Dekky November 1, 2015

Picking up the plywood

Picking up the plywood: exceedingly rough anal sex

Picking up the plywood: I am going to Joe's house later to pick up the plywood

by Olian October 9, 2016